Patrick the Pirate

1 Year Anniversary!

2009-04-16T18:58:00.001-07:00

Well, Patrick celebrated his 1 year anniversary of joining his wenches by going back to the place where it all started, Wildlife World Zoo.

He heard there was a new aquarium and had to check it out.

This time, Headless Harry from the Military joined him.

Great acrobatics Harry!

Well, for only being around for 1 year, Patrick sure has traveled a lot!

GoDaddy Holiday Party 2008!

2008-12-29T06:44:00.000-08:00

Of course when Patrick heard that GoDaddy had spent $2 million on a holiday party, he had to go see what the fuss was all about.

All he saw were the centerpieces (which he had fun playing with).

He did get to pose with Sinbad who was the comedian there.

He didn't even get to eat any of the food or even play the games they had there.

He was heard saying, I'd rather be plundering.

Oregon!

2008-10-14T17:50:00.000-07:00

Awhile back, Patrick went to Oregon with one of his wenches. He got to see many sites. Some more scenic than others...

When you are in Oregon and SO close to Washington, of course you have to...

and of course visit the end of the Oregon trail!

Oregon has a lot to offer to Patrick,

the beach,

flowers,

lots of things to kill,

friends,

and famous people?

Make sure you stay out of the rain!

There is lots of good eating...

and drinking...

Ok, NO more for you Patrick!

Car cruise!

2008-10-07T20:09:00.002-07:00

Patrick spent the first weekend in October crusin' around the state of AZ. He left the still hot valley of the sun for cooler weather. Little did he know HOW cool.

He stayed at Hannagan Meadow Lodge

Where he sat on the front porch

And met some friendly wildlife

In the morning, he got up and sat outside, enjoying his cup of hot chocolate.

It was raining at the time, but quickly turned into snow!

Let's play!

He had a cold, but grand old time.

Six Flags!

2008-10-07T20:09:00.001-07:00

Late September, Patrick headed to Six Flags to try out his stomach on some roller coasters.

He went on many coasters and came out alive! He wasn't dropped from any insane heights. He managed to stay safely buckled in the entire time.

Galavanting In Dewey

2008-09-03T19:28:00.000-07:00

Well, Patrick had heard about the infamous Dewey excursions from his wenches so he decided to tag along this time. While the "cabin" he was expecting turned out to be a normal house, he did find many creatures lurking about.

Well, that one was already dead.

Arrgh there matey!

All I can say is WHOA!

He was there for 3 days, staying up late, watching movies, partying (of course) so you can imagine that in the morning he would need his coffee.

He would take the occasional nap...

Patrick found this chip and wanted to list it on Ebay! He knew he would be rich if grilled cheese sandwiches and other items of deity were going for such a great price!

He even got his turn in the tent!

All in all, it was a spectacular weekend with his wenches. Next time, he wants to go to Vegas!

"Brown Chick and Brown Cow!"

Ride 'em cowboy! Er, um.. Pirate

And Now, By Popular Demand...

2008-07-29T06:50:00.000-07:00

...Patrick Goes Camping!

Patrick saw your votes and wondered what all the fuss was about, so he decided to go camping. He took one of his wenches hostage and demanded that she take him camping.

At first, he was a little leary about the whole camping thing but once he started to relax, he found it rather enjoyable.

He went hiking,

climbing,

repelling,

and creek crossing.

Of course camping wouldn't be camping without a hole and toilet paper.

Patrick even decided to help out with the cooking.

Of course, this was on the last day of the trip.

Patrick hates to admit it, but your votes led him to a pretty good place that he enjoyed.

Patrick Goes to Legoland

2008-07-08T06:56:00.001-07:00

Patrick's adventures then took him to Legoland.

He never knew that Legoland could take him to so many places!

First Hollywood, now Legowood!

And continuing on the west coast to San Francisco.

Then on east to Washington D.C. where we had to stop him from taking over the presidential seat. Can you imagine, a pirate as president!

Next a visit to New York... I think Patrick has seen too many King Kong movies.

Whoa, does anyone know where Fairy Tale land is?

Then across the ocean to Egypt!

We don't quite know where this is, but somewhere Patrick found a village to invade. Unfortunately, they didn't have any Pirate's Booty, so he left them unharmed.

He also didn't expect to meet so many people!

In Egypt he met the Pharaoh.

And... is this New York... well anyway, he also met Darth Vadar who tried to tell him that he was his father. Patrick couldn't see the resemblance.

Watch out Patrick!

Patrick also had a little time to take in a few rides at Legoland:

At the end of it all, Patrick still had a little energy to pose with the photographer for a final photo op.

Whew, what an adventure!

Welcome To Hollywood...

2008-07-02T14:51:00.000-07:00

... What's Your Dream?

Next, Patrick's adventures took him to L.A. with his wenches. They wanted to go see Wicked. He just wanted to go see what L.A. held for a pirate like him.

Boy, he wasn't expecting everything he would see there.
This time Pete, his friend, came with him.

Patrick had many adventures.
First, he went to Venice Beach for sightseeing (peopleseeing that is).

Whoa!

Rub the belly for good luck.

Watching one of his wenches getting a tattoo.

Sunbathing

Watching the ocean for his fellow pirates.

Hey! It's Capt'n Jack!
Come back Capt'n!

Back to the hotel to relax.

The next day, we had to take the metro.

There, we walked the stars.

Here are some of Patrick's favorites:

That is where we caught up with Capt'n Jack again.

They posed for a photo op.

He also stopped in a wax museum, although Peter and Patrick were convinced that it was the real thing!

Finally, on our way home, we stopped off to slay some wild beasts.

And got back to Arizona.

Patrick Goes to the Zoo

2008-06-25T13:08:00.000-07:00

This was Patrick's 1st excursion. He followed a bunch of kids on a bus to the Wildlife World Zoo, where he embarked on many adventures.

Some, taking his life in his own hands.

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Or the hands of his wenches. One of the wenches almost fell into the Tiger's Den trying to place and retrieve Patrick on a post. You can't really see him, but he is there, almost at the expense of his wench.

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Not to mention that his wenches all got in trouble for snapping pictures of the much photogenic Patrick. The boat guide caught them snapping his photo and decided to broadcast it to all of those who were in the boat. To the boat captain's dismay, he found out that these wenches were in charge of the large group of children they were accompanying.

At the end, he was glad to go. This was a remarkable journey because it began the Legacy that is now Patrick the Pirate.