And Now, By Popular Demand...

...Patrick Goes Camping!

Patrick saw your votes and wondered what all the fuss was about, so he decided to go camping. He took one of his wenches hostage and demanded that she take him camping.

At first, he was a little leary about the whole camping thing but once he started to relax, he found it rather enjoyable.

He went hiking,

climbing,

repelling,



and creek crossing.

Of course camping wouldn't be camping without a hole and toilet paper.

Patrick even decided to help out with the cooking.

Of course, this was on the last day of the trip.

Patrick hates to admit it, but your votes led him to a pretty good place that he enjoyed.

Patrick Goes to Legoland

Patrick's adventures then took him to Legoland.

He never knew that Legoland could take him to so many places!

First Hollywood, now Legowood!

And continuing on the west coast to San Francisco.

Then on east to Washington D.C. where we had to stop him from taking over the presidential seat. Can you imagine, a pirate as president!

Next a visit to New York... I think Patrick has seen too many King Kong movies.

Whoa, does anyone know where Fairy Tale land is?

Then across the ocean to Egypt!

We don't quite know where this is, but somewhere Patrick found a village to invade. Unfortunately, they didn't have any Pirate's Booty, so he left them unharmed.

He also didn't expect to meet so many people!

In Egypt he met the Pharaoh.

And... is this New York... well anyway, he also met Darth Vadar who tried to tell him that he was his father. Patrick couldn't see the resemblance.

Watch out Patrick!

Patrick also had a little time to take in a few rides at Legoland:

At the end of it all, Patrick still had a little energy to pose with the photographer for a final photo op.

Whew, what an adventure!

Welcome To Hollywood...

... What's Your Dream?

Next, Patrick's adventures took him to L.A. with his wenches. They wanted to go see Wicked. He just wanted to go see what L.A. held for a pirate like him.

Boy, he wasn't expecting everything he would see there.
This time Pete, his friend, came with him.


Patrick had many adventures.
First, he went to Venice Beach for sightseeing (peopleseeing that is).

Whoa!


Rub the belly for good luck.

Watching one of his wenches getting a tattoo.

Sunbathing

Watching the ocean for his fellow pirates.

Hey! It's Capt'n Jack!
Come back Capt'n!

Back to the hotel to relax.


The next day, we had to take the metro.

There, we walked the stars.

Here are some of Patrick's favorites:

That is where we caught up with Capt'n Jack again.

They posed for a photo op.


He also stopped in a wax museum, although Peter and Patrick were convinced that it was the real thing!

Finally, on our way home, we stopped off to slay some wild beasts.


And got back to Arizona.